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My mom is going to be pissed when she finally...
In the past seven minutes: Me: Hey Me: There’s a thief in the house. Me: He’s stealing your pension. Me: Welp. Now he took the toaster. Me: No more toast.  Me: I would have avada kedavraed his ass, but I lost my wand.  Me: Speaking of which, I also lost Trevor. Have you seen him? Me: My mood right now: Plastic bag Me: I kind of feel like drifting through the wind. Me: Maybe...
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January 2011
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 foodisneat replied to your photo: And now I’m done.  I love these even though I don’t understand what’s going on in any of them. I don’t even understand what is going on in any of them.  All I know is that I want to continually face palm every time I read them.
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Listenalexachung6969: dianeoi: Thnks fr th mmrs -...
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"I'M GOING TO WRITE FOR HOURS TODAY."
cannibalglow: Expectation: Reality: Gonna be my English paper Sunday. 
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I'm eating Toy Story Mac 'N Cheese.
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Omfg, my reaction just now when I picked up a...
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